All you people look at me like I'm a little boii.Well did you ever think it be okay for me to step into this world.
Always saying little boii don't step into the club.Well I'm just tryin' to find out why cause dancing's what I love.
Boring boring boring!
I didn't step out of my house for one whole day!
Gosh, I am sooo bored. Entertain me. Anyone? ):
Or else I'll be sooo sad that I'll go and commit suicide!
Wait, before I attempt suicide, I shall experience being a serial killer!Who wanna be my first target?
Hmmm..Let's see what I'll do with my first target!
I will dig out both of your eyes using a spoon and watch myself pulling out those veins strands by strands. Next, I will barbeque your eyeballs using a barbeque pit!
After that, I will grind it, mix it into baby food and feed it to a hungry dog.YUMMY-YUMMY!~Staring at your body without your eyes, I will use a saw and cut off all your body parts and bury them all in different parts of Singapore.
What a fine start for a serial killer!I will proceed to targeting an innocent girl to be my next victim.Let's start by digging out her eyes.
No, I will not barbeque it or grind it.
'Nuff said, this time round, I will just eat it up raw.
Wow, it will be the first time I'm tasting human eyes. Delicious!
Then, I will proceed on cooking her face in a frying pan.
WOAH, she have a fried face now. How special!
Ecstatic, I wanted to take a bite off her face but I hesitated.
I was too afraid to taste human flesh. I freaked out as I almost became a carnibal.
URGHS!!!!!!!!!!!! The fragrance of her fried face was so alluring..
Luckily, I controlled myself.
I used the saw that is stained of blood from my previous victim to cut her up as well.
I buried her body parts in every parts of my garden.
Feeling excited, I started to stalk around my neighbourhood's alley waiting for my next victim to arrive.
He is beautiful, just like a girl.
The sight of his flesh aroused me so much that I felt like devouring bits and pieces of him in my stomach.
Oh my god.
Shaking away that thought, I walk up to him, smiling as sweetly as ever, I speak to him with a sincered voice.
I waited for my chance to give my best shot patiently.
Using my beautiful eyes to hynotise him, my chance finally arrived.
His wallet dropped off his hand accidentally.
Just when he is turning away from me to retrieve his wallet, I take a sharp knife out of my pocket and stab him hard in the stomach.
"Ouch, it must have hurt," I thought to myself.
As I watch him grimace in pain with my bare eyes, I felt a sudden satisfaction.I stabbed him harder on the top of his head.
He tried to struggle away from me but he is in so much pain that he failed.
Watching blood gushing out of his head, I smiled slyly.
Within seconds, he fell to the ground.
I rested my head on his chest and tried to listen to his heartbeat.
He is still alive.I drag his body into the darkest corner in the alley.
I take out a pair scissors and dig his eyes out. I am so dissapointed.He doesn't look as good as ever. Not without his beautiful eyes..
Sobbing, I felt like a child who had broken my favourite barbie doll.
I look at his eyes that I've dugged out longingly, wishing that I've never attempt to dig them out.
I ran to the nearest convenience shop prolly and bought a tube of glue.
I tried to stick his eyes into the original place but I failed terribly.
How dissapointing! Next, I ignored my dissapointment and started to cut off the flesh on his upper arm.They look so good that I can almost taste them in my mouth.
As my mouth turned watery, I put his fresh human flesh in my mouth with hesitant.
God, it taste so good that I felt like I'm in heaven.
I am so happy.So happy that I promise myself that he shall be my last victim.
I search for the very knife that I killed him from the ground and stab myself hard in my stomach.I swear this hurt big time. We died together like Romeo and Juliet. "How romantic!"
A smile of satisfaction spread across my face as I hold him up and look at him affectionately.
I finally fulfiled my dream of being a serial killer....
HAHAHA! What a GRRR-EAT story!
Don't tell me I'm crazy yeah. I know I am.
SEE! I've got nobody to entertain me so I tried to entertain myself.
I'm still amused by my very own fictional serial killing experience.
Seriously, I think some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them. God, look at how much they deserve to be dead! =D
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy EVERY minute of it.
Boring boring boring!
